How do you prevent the first half of November from being the blah and gray experience it always is in the Northern climes? Not quite early enough to get excited about the holidays, but too cold, brown, barren, and lifeless to really still be thinking cozy thoughts of pumpkins and apple-picking. Last year, my family remedied this problem in the absolute best way possible: a trip to Disney World!
Back in the summer of 1995, when I was selected to be part of Disney’s College Program, I’ll admit I got a little Disney-ed out. Let’s just say when it’s 100 degrees in the shade, you’re dressed in head-to-toe polyester, and you’re accosted by a barrage of Brazilian teens on an hourly basis, the bloom is off the rose. However, I also believe it to be a rite of passage for an American kid to experience Disney World at some point, so we chose November 2016 for ours.
Planning an enjoyable Disney vacation that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg becomes ever more of a challenge. As someone who HATES crowds (thanks to the aforementioned Summer of 1995), Disney sure does pack them in, and those crowds are not going to get smaller any time soon. That said, I’m offering my top three road-tested Disney tips to help you combat the madness while still watching the bottom line. If you do nothing else, following these guidelines. Everyone has their own way of doing Disney, but if you’re like me and just want to maintain your sanity while still looking back on it as a pleasant experience, these words or wisdom are for you:
1. Stay on Disney Property – I believe so strongly in this, I don’t even book Disney vacations anymore unless my clients stay on property. On a Disney vacation, time is you scarcest resource (well, and the endless flow of $$$$). Anything that can facilitate getting from Point A to Point B should take precedence over saving a few bucks. Disney resorts range from budget to 5-star luxury, but they all have one thing in common: proximity to the parks. My favorite: the Cabins at Fort Wilderness. You get your own free-standing HOME for the cost of a moderate hotel room at other Disney resorts. There’s a full kitchen, dining and living area, plus an outdoor patio with a grill…AND NO SCREAMING KIDS EXCEPT MINE. Don’t skimp here by staying in some crappy condo in greater Orlando. If you’re gonna do Disney, DO DISNEY.
2. Rent a Car – is this eco-friendly? No. While I am a huge proponent of public transportation, Disney just doesn’t quite have it down. Does it add to the endless laundry list of Disney expenses? Yes. HOWEVER, one must consider the overall VALUE of renting a car, in addition the PRICE. Unfortunately, as of March 2018, Disney will start charging a daily parking fee, but it’s still worth it to rent a car in my opinion. In the long run, you still save time and money. You don’t have to be dependent on the hopelessly unreliable bus system; rather, you can drive to the park of your choice and park for free as a resort guest (another perk of staying on property!) Secondly, you’re not locked in to eating the expensive, less-than-impressive food at Disney. There are myriad restaurants within 10 minutes of your Disney hotel that are much better quality for significantly less money. And if you do want to dine at Disney, it’s easy to drive from resort to resort, versus getting a bus to the TTC, then transferring the bus to the resort…and the whole thing in reverse after you eat. Finally, and I speak from experience, if someone gets sick (in our case, strep throat), it’s an easy drive to the Walgreen’s Minute Clinic, where you get treated, medicated, and on your way without dealing with Uber or a cab.
3. Do NOT Get the Meal Plan – Disney food used to be passable. (I realize I’m being kind of a food snob, but WDW doesn’t hold a candle to Chicago or any other major city’s dining options) Then they introduced the meal plan to contend with the all-inclusive resorts of the Caribbean, and the food lost all its love. Now, they’re just cranking out meals to feed the masses, and especially if you have young kids who barely touch their food, the meal plan is a lousy deal. Alternatively, if you just buy food piecemeal in the parks, you’ll generally spend less. There is also a fridge in each resort hotel room, so a trip to Trader Joes for some breakfast food to eat in the room saves a TON of cash. (Use the money you save to upgrade to a Park Hopper pass or the Memory Maker photo package, both of which I HIGHLY recommend).
My mom always says that there are trips and there are vacations – Disney is definitely a TRIP. It’s not relaxing. It’s not laid back. But it is FUN, even if you think you hate Disney. And your kids will never forget it.